Thursday, July 23, 2009

Tips for Summer Loving

It's June. You're hot (in every sense of the word). People are wearing less clothing than normal. It's a great time of year to pick up a Summer Hottie (SH)...and BOL has a few tips to help you do just that:

*The Sprinkler - If you spot a SH across the street, pretend your sprinkler isn't working and ask him to take a look at it. Just as he's crouched down over it have a friend hiding nearby to turn it on full blast. You and the SH willend up drenched, the perfect time to invite him inside to dry off.

*The Sand Trap - You see a SH coming your way on the beach. Ask him if you can bury him in the sand for your niece/nephew (wave your hand in the direction of nearby small children, whether you know them or not). Once he is buried you will have his undivided attention for a great conversation and to ask him out. *The Lemonade Stand - Set up a small lemonade stand. As a SH walks by ask him if he'd like to squeeze your lemons. If he acts offended, have two lemons under the table to quickly prove your statement. If he acts intrigued, you can take it from there...

*The Pool Dance- At the pool, ask a SH to help you work on your synchronized swimming routine. After hours of precisely imitating each other's movements how could he resist you?! Most likely he'll even follow you to your car, walking in the exact same pattern as you. (July, 2009)

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