I’m sure you’ve been befriended by these people..
The Overbefriender – this person has more than 500 friends and befriends everyone they meet. This person likely has very little in common with you, updates their status twice a day and you will never meet them again…ever.
The INeedABestFriend – beware of this person. They seem nice at first and you do have a lot in common but their interest in befriending you, messaging you, hanging out with you, calling you, texting you and randomly stopping by your house are…err…desperate.
The Brushoff– So you met at a bar and gave him a “let’s be fbook friends” as opposed to a “here’s my number”. That means we’re not interested. They’ll dutifully try to contact you, ask you out and then suddenly your schedule is just entirely too full to accommodate him.
The BlastFromThePast – You went to highschool with this person and never talked to them. Suddenly, you’re looking in your yearbook to remember who they were. These people often live in different cities and though you’d be satisfied with a 5 minute conversation at your next high school reunion, you’ll now be subject to photo collages of their children and status updates about how they are “living life to the fullest”.
The HowAreWeNotFriends – You have common friends, common interests and you both exclaimed “how have I not met you before”. This person’s status updates will actually bring you closer together! Going to the Beachland ? Perfect..you needed a Beachland buddy! This is where Fbook actually fosters new friendships…so see, they’re not all negative!
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