Trying a toast on March 17th and you don't know where to start? Try one of these!
*May you never get an STD!
*May your neighbors respect you, troubles neglect you, angels protect you, and your significant other love you.
*May you never loose a pair of underwear on a regretful night of drinking.
*May those who love us love us. And those who don’t love us, may God turn their hearts, and may he turn their ankles so we’ll know them by their limping!
*May God give good health to the enemies of your ex-boyfriends (or ex-girlfriends).
* May you live to a hundred years and still look rockin!
*Here’s to health, fitness and tone. I’ve drank to health so many times I’ve ruined by Goddamned own!
*May you always know who you wake up next to.
*When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit not sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
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