Here are some BOL comebacks that you can tell your family at the 4th of July BBQ:
I’m not done boozing and whoring
I’m holding out for Obama’s inevitable divorce
Not everyone can deal with my communicable STDs
My jailed penpals all keep getting the death sentence
I get all the pleasure I need from a bowl of ice cream
Waiting till they change the pedophile laws and the Jonas brothers are fair game
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