The annual holiday party is typically an event that either brings upon disappointment, or...well, disappointment. There’s that awkward conversation, your coworkers annoying family and hmm...did you say it’ll be dry this year because of the economy? Great.
The only way to make this palatable is with a flask and some loose morals.
First off, before even leaving your house make sure you look hot. Not business casual hot, now is that time to break out your low cut shirts, short skirts, high heels and for you gentlemen out there, a couple unbuttoned buttons. Screw you HR dress code!
Make sure your flask is well known to any cute observers and well, that with some obvious sex appeal, and the yearn to leave early, it should be enough to make your night memorable!
Think of the great water cooler gossip...just make sure you change your name to “that skank down the hall”. (December, 2008)
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