An Open Letter to Britney

Dear Brit-Brit,

Hey, Perez said you were coming out with a new song! Sweet! We loved Gimme, Gimme (if you recall, there was that one time that a BOL member slid down a railing on a cruise ship to that song) and we’d just like to suggest some lyrics for your new song? Maybe “BOL rocks my world” or “BOL is my inspiration?” We also have music written and we think it’d be a great way for you to prove your sanity while also coming out with what will obviously be a top single! You know, just an idea… Love, BOL (November, 2008)