Recently whilst watching television, BOL got bored. Obviously the easiest way to fight this is through the eternal question, “Gay, not Gay?” or with drinking games! Drink to the following:
Figure Skating: When there is a guitar on the ice, When blinded by sequins. When someone falls. When they hold their skate. Jazz hands. When they rest head/sleep on hands while twirling. When a skater is of drinking age. When there is an overly dramatic suicide attempt while waiting for the results.
Wheel of Fortune: When they clap. When Pat gets the people’s story's wrong. When Vanna tells a life lesson. When they talk about the military. When they hit bankrupt. When they hit the million dollar. When the answer is so obvious but they’re sooo not getting it.
The Bachelor: When a bachelorette cries fake tears. When they proclaim to be in love. When you see leopard print. When someone knows wayyyy too much about the Bachelor. When a bachelorette is drunk. When Mr. Obvious announces that there is only one rose left.
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