Choose your own Clist Missed Connection

I met you while…
-Making whoopy in the starbucks bathroom
-Shopping at Home Depot
-Buying Charles Shaw at Trader Joes

I thought you …
-Looked disease free
-Were listening to the Smiths on your iPod
-Had on a funny tshirt

I should have…
-Asked for your number
-Talked to you instead of awkwardly staring
-Not slapped you in the face randomly

I was the one…
-Getting into a Porsche
-With the tweety bird tattoo on my face
-Walking next to Zac Efron

Write me back if you remember me!

ALL THAT AND A BAG OF BAKED LAYS® WITH 0 GRAMS TRANS FAT

The key to looking hot, sexy, attractive and all the other stuff is being confident. Sure everyone has their bad days. The days where you wake up on the kitchen table with a bar stamp smudged on your cheek and pizza sauce in your hair and you can't help but notice that your wallet is empty and there's a squirrel in your purse. But put those days aside, on the other 364 days you need to be confident. Confident with who you are, how you look and what you say. If a guy tells you you're pretty and you reply with "Not really, I have on tons of make up to cover a zit on my face and my girdle is going to snap at any second" then most likely he'll agree with you. If you smile and say "Thank you" there's a good chance the conversation will continue. BOL already knows you're fantastic, so get out there, get confident...and get that squirrel out of your purse!

BOL - searching for our prince

What girl hasn’t imagined being whisked off by a prince on his white steed? BOL has another take on it. Here are our favorite princes:

Prince (also the artist formerly known as Prince and the squiggly mark): Maybe it was those bare-ass jeans or his affinity for bubblebaths, but Prince will always have a place in our heart. It also may be that he created the greatest hallmark graduation song for at least two of our members, party like it’s 1999…holla!

Prince Charming: Charming, you say? Sign us up! Here’s a guy who is nice enough to invite even the ugliest people to his party (more than BOL can say for ourselves, we only hang out with the prettiest of the pretty!) but if you loose a shoe, he’ll get it back to you rather than just dumping it in lost and found.

Prince Philip: No, not the old guy in England…we mean the one from sleeping beauty. It all hails back to an old McDonalds toy, so maybe we’re biased that he’s the cutest prince on the block..greasy Big Mac’s do that to us. That and most princes, if they kissed someone they didn’t know who was sleeping would be considered creepy…but not our prince Philip! For him (the exception not the rule), he’s romantic!

Prince William: If Kate Middleton doesn’t move out of our way, we have a polo mallet and we know how to use it!

Lamest single lady thing of the day...

This is officially the lamest thing we've seen today...BOL like how all the rotten apples are "easy"

-------------Great women-------------
--------------are like apples-------------
----------on trees. The best ones----------
------are at the top of the tree.-------
-------The Guys dont want to reach--------
------for the good ones because they -----
----are afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they just get the rotten apples--
--from the ground that aren't as good,--
--but easy. So the apples at the top think-
--something is wrong with them, when in--
----reality, they're amazing. They just-----
---have to wait for the right guy to--------
-----come along, the one who's-------
------------- brave enough to----------------
--------------climb all----------------------
------------the way---------------------
-------------to the top-------------------
------------of the tree.----------------

Article Launch Party!

So, we're famous...err...sort of. Even still, we're going to run with this as far as we can, so come out and support the BOL at Touch Supper Club on Lorain this week. August 6th from 5-8pm we'll be signing autographs and giving out free advice. We might even let you know about our upcoming reality TV show! (ok, "might" is a strong word...we actually will probably do nothing but talk about this all night despite the fact that it's not really anything yet).

We think it'll also be a great time for some of our audience to maybe get a better idea of who we are? Depressing? Shallow? I THINK NOT! We're a fun group of girls who like to make marketing material.

So come on out and enjoy our drink specials!

Success for Dress for Success

BOL recently held a highly profitable fundraiser at Biermarkt. Keep your eyes peeled for future fundraisers!

BOL:Word/Phrase of the Month

"Big Pretty” i.e...“My pretty is so big, it won’t even fit in the photo!” or “You look great! You're sure putting on some big pretty tonight” (July, 2009)